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Register of Hotels — Kept in Four Parts

Roulette wheel, playing cards and casino chips arranged around a gold plaque.

This is a register rather than a guidebook. Sixteen hotels have been entered in it, each one logged the way a port of call is logged: what the building is, where it stands, and what a night spent there actually consists of. The entries are written in plain prose because a table would flatten the only part worth reading.

The four parts are not a ranking and they do not compete with one another. They are simply four different answers to the same question — what makes a hotel worth writing down. One part is about art, one about sleeping in a berth the size of a bunk, one about large resort properties with a gaming floor among their departments, and one about buildings that will not survive the spring.

No prices, no ratings, no reviews and no booking desk. Where a fact would need sourcing to be trusted, it has been left out.

The four parts of the register